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Imperial Creative Engineering => Graphic Fiction => Topic started by: Darth Optimus on July 09, 2012, 07:46:09 PM

Title: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 08/29/12!
Post by: Darth Optimus on July 09, 2012, 07:46:09 PM
Ok...no disrespect to the Yarders who turn out mind-blowing masterpieces, but here is a new photo series I've been doing.  Some of ya'll may have seen it on facebook, and it's just me having LOLs with a Minimates Captain Picard and some random toys from my collection.  If ya dig it, follow me on facebook!  I'm listed as Michael Wade, and my thumbnail is my Dinobot/Mando crossovers.  Enjoy!


Meeting of the ages!  The Pocket Picard informs Darth Vader that he isn't frightened by Vader's "sorcerer ways" or his "sad devotion to that ancient religion".  So, Darth Vader tries to force Choke The Pocket Picard:
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/BA09ED1A.jpg)

Vader's Force Choke fails epically, as The Pocket Picard is invulnerable to "magic".  He procedes to show Vader how a choke is suppossed to work:
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/658509F8.jpg)

With Vader defeated, The Pocket Picard examines his latest trophy, a "laser sword".  The Pocket Picard isn't impressed, and will only use it to slice fancy cheeses:
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/9891DBF9.jpg)

What's this?  Looks like The Pocket Picard is weilding a M-44a pulse rifle, the preferred weapon of the United States Colonial Marines!  Time to go "bug hunting"!:
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/B0B6D2DD.jpg)

OH, NOES!  The Pocket Picard is surrounded by Xenomorphs, and his pulse rifle only has three rounds left!  What's he gonna do?!?:
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/55F0D81D.jpg)

Stay tuned for more "The Adventures of The Pocket Picard"!!  Coming soon!


Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard!
Post by: hangarbay94 on July 10, 2012, 05:51:10 AM
Can't say excellent graphics, can't rant on at how amazing the customs are, photography is nothing exciting

BUT

It made me smile!  :D

Like it....like it alot!
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard!
Post by: Darth Optimus on July 10, 2012, 06:40:00 AM
Thanks, Hangerbay. That is the whole reason for the series...just something so ridiculous it's awesome.
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard!
Post by: Luke Sprywalker on July 10, 2012, 08:36:41 AM
Cool, I am down for some just plain funny stuff! Good idea Michael.
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard!
Post by: Darth Optimus on July 16, 2012, 10:11:40 AM
The Pocket Picard wastes the Xenomorphs without ever breaking a sweat!

(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/26B40B6F.jpg)

But what's this?!?  THe Xenomorph Queen doesn't seem too happy that The Pocket Picard destroyed her brood.  Oh, noes!  The Pocket Picard's pulse rifle is empty!  What's he gonna do?  Look out!  DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN!!!

(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/1D19C958.jpg)
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/16/12!
Post by: hangarbay94 on July 16, 2012, 02:10:29 PM
Will he use his Multiplexing Beacon???
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/16/12!
Post by: Tamer on July 16, 2012, 04:09:18 PM
LOL. Where is Pocket Ripley?
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/16/12!
Post by: Darth Optimus on July 18, 2012, 06:02:53 PM
OMFG!  You totally missed it!  The Pocket Picard just "shoryuken" dragon uppercutted the Xeno Queen's head RIGHT OFF!  Then he threw his hands in the air and waved them like he just didn't care!  The Pocket Picard is nigh unstopable!
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/3607A878.jpg)
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/18/12!
Post by: Darth Optimus on July 23, 2012, 10:17:11 AM
Oh, what NOW?!?  Snake Eyes from GI Joe?  Dammit!  The Pocket Picard CANNOT catch a break!

(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/EE136A72.jpg)
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/18/12!
Post by: Luke Sprywalker on July 24, 2012, 07:09:01 PM
HAHA! This inspired me to take some funny pics today...
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/18/12!
Post by: Darth Optimus on July 25, 2012, 06:22:17 AM
Spry!  Put 'em up!
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/18/12!
Post by: hangarbay94 on July 25, 2012, 12:57:31 PM
Will Pocket Picard Tango his way out of this one???
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/18/12!
Post by: Darth Optimus on July 25, 2012, 06:23:57 PM
*fist bump*
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/F3AB9871.jpg)

"No worries, scro!" Snake Eyes quotes* from the movie Idiocracy.  The Pocket Picard and Snake Eyes have been bros since waaay back.  But The Pocket Picard could totally own him if he had to.


*That's right, Snake Eyes TALKS to The Pocket Picard.  To not do so would be rude...and the last thing Snake Eyes wants is The Pocket Picard mad at 'im.
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/25/12!
Post by: Tamer on July 26, 2012, 05:32:45 AM
This is hilarious. Back on the front page.
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/29/12!
Post by: Darth Optimus on July 29, 2012, 08:10:11 PM
The Pocket Picard takes a much needed break with a (small) selection of his "lady friends".
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/85533591.jpg)

The Pocket Picard does NOT discriminate.  I will award 10 "The Pocket Picard Points" to the first person to name all the girls in the pic.  There are nineteen.  An an Ewok of ambiguous sexuality.  Good luck!
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/29/12!
Post by: Mando Assasin on July 30, 2012, 05:10:07 AM
(small section) LOL! :)
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 08/17!!
Post by: Darth Optimus on August 18, 2012, 04:45:36 PM
The Pocket Picard is totally worthy to wield Mjolnir, enchanted hammer of Thor Odinson, Norse God of Thunder.
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/9C43012F.jpg)

But why would he want to wield a hammer?  He's the Pocket Picard, not a construction worker.
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/29/12!
Post by: Mando Assasin on August 18, 2012, 05:12:59 PM
LOL!  Nice! :D :D ;) :)
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/29/12!
Post by: Darth Optimus on August 24, 2012, 09:20:25 PM
What's this? 
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/0A43F133.jpg)

"A virtually impervious, perfectly balanced battleshield, crafted from vibranium by genius Henry Stark to be weilded by America's Super Sodier" you reply.

Huh.  The Pocket Picard is not impressed.  He can find more fun things to do wtih it...
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/29/12!
Post by: Mando Assasin on August 25, 2012, 05:00:18 AM
FRIZBREE!! ;D
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 08/25/12!
Post by: Darth Optimus on August 26, 2012, 11:17:21 AM
"Like what?" you ask, slightly perplexed.
"Like this, I reply", oozing sensuality like a young Sean Connery.  The Pocket Picard is re-enacting the "prototype-industrial-lube-on-a-disc-sled" scene from Christmas Vacation.  We'll wait for you to Youtube it.             Done?  Good.  Here we go!  The Pocket Picard yells "YOLO!" all the way down.
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/28DDDC57.jpg)
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 08/25/12!
Post by: Mando Assasin on August 26, 2012, 01:24:11 PM
LOL! Very funny! ;D
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 08/29/12!
Post by: Darth Optimus on August 29, 2012, 04:52:44 PM
Or this:

The Pocket Picard cosplays* as Raiden from Mortal Kombat.  "FINISH HIM!".  "PICARDALITY".  "THE POCKET PICARD WINS, FLAWLESS VICTORY".
(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af216/DarthOptimus/Snapbucket/20EAC749.jpg)

*the lightning is real, though.
Title: Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 08/29/12!
Post by: Mando Assasin on August 29, 2012, 05:06:52 PM
Nice one! He remind's me of Embo with the shield on his head! ;D