Jay, although I've yet to have the pleasure of fornicating with a droid, and it's not from a lack of trying( those buggers put up quite a resistance to my advances, the teasers) I do consider myself a true astromech lover. And, while I've been away for a while, and no, I haven't been incarcerated as the bride of whoever has the most cigarettes in an American prison, I've missed your directory.
I do, however, find myself horrified by the lack of replies to your selfless, hard work to amass all of these awesome reference pix.
This compilation has my thighs numb, from the level at which this makes my bollocks tingle. Thankful doesn't begin to describe the emotion that I feel when seeing your tireless efforts, and since I do have your name tattooed on my lower back, my gratitude demands that I go a step further.... Since you truly are the Astromech God, AKA Astromech Jesus' father, I've started a petition over here in the states that any reference to the word 'God' be changed to 'Jay.'
So, now, hopefully soon, Jay willing, phrases like 'God Bless America' and 'In God We Trust' will be changed to 'Jay Bless America' and 'In Jay We Trust.'
I swear to Jay, this will be a reality.
Thank you, sir, for all that you do. BTW, as I'm sure the British government has knighted you, why in the hell don't you go by the name 'Sir Jay?' Oh, well........
Love you, mate.
Your Greatest Fan