Jules, unfortunately, for me, I'm writing this reply from my local jailhouse. Apparently, I've been charged with causing harm to dozens of people in my community, as well as quite a bit of property damage. Insurance adjusters are still tallying the severity of the damages. Since you are the one responsible for my actions, you may want to expect to be contacted by the U.S. authorities regarding what occurred today.
Alright, let's go back to the beginning.......... Earlier today, I noticed Chapter 9 had been completed, and after an hour or so of me running and jumping for joy, I prepared myself in my usual way to view your work. Ok, so now I'm strapped in with the same restraints they use to haul heavy equipment, because I'm always blown away by your comics, and this keeps me in one place.
As I began to read, the sides of my mouth began to split, from smiling (This happens each and every single time I read one of your web comics, so don't be alarmed), I found myself further and further entranced by the gripping tale that was unfolding in front of me. I was laughing at the 'bootlicker' comment, and I was hoping and praying to Jay that Green Four was going to make it, and then I was sad when he perished. Then, my heart took another turn when I saw that he didn't die for nothing, and that his message DID get through. I was on a rollercoaster of emotions, and was loving every second of it. Then, Chapter 9 was over..............
That's when my current situation began. I screamed 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jules, I deafened every living being within a 2 mile radius of my home, or what was my home. The scream was so loud, my house was leveled. The property damages extend to a 6 mile radius, without a single piece of glass surviving.
I'm in some pretty serious trouble mate, but it is well worth it. Can't wait til Chapter 10.
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