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Leia: Han, what's that?
Han: Oh this? That's me.
Leia: You???
Han: Yeah. Come on out little fella.
Leia: *gasp*
Han: And I shall call him Mini Me. Come Mini Me.
Han and Mini Me sit in look alike chairs.
Han notices something as he strokes Chewbacca's main.
Han: Uh, Mini Me. We don't nibble on Mini Chewie. We pet Chewie, we don't bite him.
Mini Me responds in a hand signal.
Han: No, not even a little nibble.
Han: GET ME THE EMPEROR OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE!
Emperor on screen: What is it?!
Han: Mr. Emperor, in exactly 2 hours I will blow up Coruscant with my "Death Star" if you don't give me Agillion, bigillion credits.
Emperor on screen: That's funny because I own the "Death Star".
Sorry everyone, when Lc_S_B said little guy I instantly thought Austin Powers.