I officially declare this the Day of Sprywalker!
Happy Sprywalker Day indeed! My reply will be in the form of a flash forward, to the year 2058, and the setting will be my living room, sitting with my children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.
By this time, Luke Sprywalker Day has become a worldwide recognized official holiday, as many predicted. It has become such a phenomenon, it has absorbed all of the other holidays, and everything is celebrated on this one holy day. It is a day for gift giving and giving thanks, and celebrating our independence against bad customs. It is when a new year of Sprywalker begins, and at night, children of all ages dress up as their favorite Sprywalker custom.
As we sit around our beautifully lit Sprywalker tree, sharing gifts, I begin to answer the many questions from the family.
One grandchild asks, "Is it true you were at the first Sprywalker Day celebration?" I reply, "Yes, I certainly was. Many of us were there. It was truly a special day."
Another person asks, "Is it true that when he was still in the womb, that his ultrasound revealed that there were two babies, but it turned out that what was thought to be a second baby was actually his massively enormous manhoo....." I stopped this question with a quick "STOP RIGHT THERE! That is extremely inappropriate, and secondly, of course it's true. It's been well documented in several hundred medical journals."
Another person asks, "Is it true that you remember when he was still a mortal?" I replied, "No, I don't. He was an immortal back then too. It just wasn't revealed until 2017, but we all had our suspicions."
By now, the turkey with all of the trimmings was set at the table, so we sat and ate and gave thanks to Luke Sprywalker on this glorious day, for all of the awesome customs he has given us to view.
Congratulations, L.E.. I am very happy for you. You are an inspiration to us all, and are perfect for the customizing board with Sillof and Dayton. Being there with you three is alone worth the admission price.
