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The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 08/29/12!
« on: July 09, 2012, 07:46:09 PM »
Ok...no disrespect to the Yarders who turn out mind-blowing masterpieces, but here is a new photo series I've been doing.  Some of ya'll may have seen it on facebook, and it's just me having LOLs with a Minimates Captain Picard and some random toys from my collection.  If ya dig it, follow me on facebook!  I'm listed as Michael Wade, and my thumbnail is my Dinobot/Mando crossovers.  Enjoy!


Meeting of the ages!  The Pocket Picard informs Darth Vader that he isn't frightened by Vader's "sorcerer ways" or his "sad devotion to that ancient religion".  So, Darth Vader tries to force Choke The Pocket Picard:


Vader's Force Choke fails epically, as The Pocket Picard is invulnerable to "magic".  He procedes to show Vader how a choke is suppossed to work:


With Vader defeated, The Pocket Picard examines his latest trophy, a "laser sword".  The Pocket Picard isn't impressed, and will only use it to slice fancy cheeses:


What's this?  Looks like The Pocket Picard is weilding a M-44a pulse rifle, the preferred weapon of the United States Colonial Marines!  Time to go "bug hunting"!:


OH, NOES!  The Pocket Picard is surrounded by Xenomorphs, and his pulse rifle only has three rounds left!  What's he gonna do?!?:


Stay tuned for more "The Adventures of The Pocket Picard"!!  Coming soon!


« Last Edit: August 29, 2012, 04:48:57 PM by Darth Optimus »
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Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard!
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2012, 05:51:10 AM »
Can't say excellent graphics, can't rant on at how amazing the customs are, photography is nothing exciting

BUT

It made me smile!  :D

Like it....like it alot!
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Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard!
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2012, 06:40:00 AM »
Thanks, Hangerbay. That is the whole reason for the series...just something so ridiculous it's awesome.
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Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard!
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2012, 08:36:41 AM »
Cool, I am down for some just plain funny stuff! Good idea Michael.
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Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard!
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2012, 10:11:40 AM »
The Pocket Picard wastes the Xenomorphs without ever breaking a sweat!



But what's this?!?  THe Xenomorph Queen doesn't seem too happy that The Pocket Picard destroyed her brood.  Oh, noes!  The Pocket Picard's pulse rifle is empty!  What's he gonna do?  Look out!  DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN!!!

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Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/16/12!
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2012, 02:10:29 PM »
Will he use his Multiplexing Beacon???
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Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/16/12!
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2012, 04:09:18 PM »
LOL. Where is Pocket Ripley?
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Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/16/12!
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2012, 06:02:53 PM »
OMFG!  You totally missed it!  The Pocket Picard just "shoryuken" dragon uppercutted the Xeno Queen's head RIGHT OFF!  Then he threw his hands in the air and waved them like he just didn't care!  The Pocket Picard is nigh unstopable!
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Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/18/12!
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2012, 10:17:11 AM »
Oh, what NOW?!?  Snake Eyes from GI Joe?  Dammit!  The Pocket Picard CANNOT catch a break!

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Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/18/12!
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2012, 07:09:01 PM »
HAHA! This inspired me to take some funny pics today...
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Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/18/12!
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2012, 06:22:17 AM »
Spry!  Put 'em up!
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Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/18/12!
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2012, 12:57:31 PM »
Will Pocket Picard Tango his way out of this one???
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Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/18/12!
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2012, 06:23:57 PM »
*fist bump*


"No worries, scro!" Snake Eyes quotes* from the movie Idiocracy.  The Pocket Picard and Snake Eyes have been bros since waaay back.  But The Pocket Picard could totally own him if he had to.


*That's right, Snake Eyes TALKS to The Pocket Picard.  To not do so would be rude...and the last thing Snake Eyes wants is The Pocket Picard mad at 'im.
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Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/25/12!
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2012, 05:32:45 AM »
This is hilarious. Back on the front page.
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Re: The Adventures of The Pocket Picard! Updated 07/29/12!
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2012, 08:10:11 PM »
The Pocket Picard takes a much needed break with a (small) selection of his "lady friends".


The Pocket Picard does NOT discriminate.  I will award 10 "The Pocket Picard Points" to the first person to name all the girls in the pic.  There are nineteen.  An an Ewok of ambiguous sexuality.  Good luck!
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