OH MAN YOU GUYS AINT KIDDING,THAT'S LIKE MY DREAM TABLE FOR MY HOUSE.IF I HAD THE SUPPLIES AND THE KNOW HOW,I'D HAVE IT,ALTHOUGH WHETHER OR NOT MY GIRL WOULD GO FOR IT IS ANOTHER STORY.
Three paths to take, in this situation:
-Don't do it. "Let the
woman win".
-Build it while she's away; what she doesn't know won't hurt her, until she finds out.
-Build it while she's there; "this is the home decor you're looking for". (Given, this one requires you to have Force abilities, but when in doubt, shoot it out, right? Or not right? Have no idea where that came in. Nevermind, probably best just to take the first path.)