Thanks!
But unfortunately I'm now outsourcing the board to a master furniture maker down the road. My more logical side won out over my idealist side that wanted to build the entire thing. I just don't have the tools necessary to make a high-quality board. It would require planer, table saw, router, random pattern sander, etc. Way too much investment into a skillset and art form that I'm not ready to get into. Some day though, I'm going to get into wood-working, but not now.
But I'm really excited about this craftsmen I found. Looked at his portfolio, and he finds really awesome rustic wood to use, even cooler looking than the wood I found.
I might have him also make me some cool custom wood bases for figurines and dioramas.